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Friday, March 30, 2012

Don't Even Bother Buying Tickets Now – I Have The Winning Lottery Numbers!

After a very long and circuitous 56 mile trip to eight different gas stations, convenience and grocery stores, and many minutes spent waiting in lines, I now hold the winning Mega Millions ticket in my hands. I used a combination of methods to choose my numbers, including finally cracking open my Gerard Butler fortune cookie - I managed to break the cookie and see the numbers without even opening the package!

First off, I could not believe the lines and the amount of people clamoring for tickets. It was insane, even in my remote rural area, but unlike my past experiences in large metropolitan areas, most in line spent the time chatting, laughing, promising to share their winnings, buy a few rounds of drinks, etc. I get a lot more sense of community in this place, where homes are typically at least a half mile apart, than I ever did when living in the midst of several million people.

Many had never played, many needed help filling out the form to get their “own” numbers chosen, but everyone was patient and helpful. Made me start doing the math in my head figuring out what a nice surprise would be for the members of my small town to find in their mail box after I won. $1,000? $10,000? I would maintain my current home, but would also investigate the possibility of buying my own private island.

The first thing I am doing though, is going into hiding. If you don't hear from me after the drawing, you'll know why!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

How Shall I Choose My Mega Millions Numbers?

Since I am a big winner of $2 from the previous drawing of Mega Millions, it is time to decide how I will re-invest my fortune and gain the upper edge to win the $476 million jackpot on Friday. I typically go the quick pick route, but have decided to use my $2 winning ticket to put toward numbers I choose myself.

But how to pick? Using birthdays, ages and the such seems to yield me lots of very common numbers chosen by many others from my generation, and when I win, I am selfish enough to want to win the entire $476 million and not have to split it with 100 others across the country.

The Mega Millions website offers a random number generator and I may use that for at least one ticket, but that still leaves me one ticket to choose numbers for.

One of my most prized possessions is a fortune cookie, still in its wrapper, that was handed to me by Gerard Butler (yes, THAT Gerard Butler) six years ago. I debated asking him to autograph it for me, but didn't want to look like a complete whack-job, so instead, I carefully wrapped the plastic-encased treasure in several layers of toilet paper, stealthily procured from the ladies room, and then carefully carried it in my bag as if I were transporting a live grenade. Once home, I placed the fortune cookie in my jewelry box where it has sat ever since.

Is it finally time to crack open the cookie for the lottery numbers printed beneath what I am sure is very timely and relevant guidance for my life? Is it worth ruining what is certain to be an incredibly rare collectible for one chance at $476 million?

Heck, yeah!