Nadya Sulemon, eight months behind on her mortgage payments, has finally decided to to pose almost nude to help save her home. No doubt she regrets not taking the initial offer of a cool million from Vivid Entertainment to show off her goods, considering she is taking a tremendous pay cut now, only getting $10K for the topless shots.
Yes, Vivid wanted Nadya to engage in some hardcore porn, but at the time Nadya refused only because she believed her celebrity could get her much more money for far less effort. When the offers never came in, Nadya spent the last year eking out an existence doing interviews and talk shows. Nadya's biggest issue, however, stems from the fact that once she put herself out there and opened her mouth, most lost interest in her quickly.
Nadya spent many interviews giggling uncontrollably, giving insipid and often unintelligible answers to questions, and when presented with actual job offers, complete with childcare arrangements, the Octomom had every excuse in the book why “work” simply wouldn't work for her. It was obvious Nadya was looking for one thing only, a sugar daddy, and when none appeared willing to ingrain themselves in an instant family and then some, Nadya caved and showed off her Octobod at a bargain basement price.
Now I shouldn't scold the woman, she at least made an effort to sell her home, valued at $500K for only $25K more than it was worth because her children had added some valuable art work to the walls.
The economy really must suck when a poor mother of 14 children can't sell her celebrity hovel or get more than $10,000 for showing off her fun bags.
Funniest post about her yet! Personally, I couldn't stand her from the beginning, and find her even less palatable now. That image of her in the boxing gloves made me want to puke. Damn, that's one ugly woman!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite follow-up to this story is that the head honcho at Vivid Entertainment made her yet another offer, nowhere near the million previously offered, only willing to shell out $100K for Octo to do THREE hardcore scenes, at this point saying, "Regrettably your market value has diminished."
ReplyDeleteIs that because she posed topless for someone else first or that now that we have seen her topless we all have uttered a collective "Yech!"